This question is one that is frequently asked in my house…every single day in fact. It is also a topic I will write about often, because not only is it an overwhelming part of my life, but let’s face it people… you like to talk about poop! Why? Because poop is funny…unless it’s smeared from top to bottom (the true offender) on your 13 year old son’s body, or caked under the fingernails he is trying to maneuver into your mouth while you are sleeping. That sh*t ain’t funny. Yes, I know, I know, I live a charmed life, but considering 50% of Harry’s diet is chocolate pudding, and the only thing Cameron wants to drink is white grape juice, this question is truly valid in Casa de Cunningham. Is that juice sprinkled all over the toilet seat…or pee? Well considering it IS a toilet seat, best to just assume it’s pee (however, Cameron has been known to be oddly fascinated by the sight of his juice dribbling, and is a confirmed juice dribbler unto various other places in the house – including walls, floors, furniture, and yes, even the toilet seat). So by that premise, it could be either, but the real question…that brown streak running down the length of the hallway, is it pudding (Dear God, please, please, please let it be)…or poop? Again, history has allowed me to think it could be either…this question transcends the hallway and bathroom however, to an unlimited amount of places in the home. Sheets, towels, clothing, furniture, carpet & tile floors alike, door ways, door jambs, table tops, counter tops, and my personal favorite – the pool deck (which could occasionally and quite accurately be called the poop deck). Yes, at some point in my day I will inevitably ask myself, or whomever is within earshot, is that food or excrement?? (In keeping with this line of questioning, “What the hell did I just step in?!” is another viable daily concern). And to think, the plumbing contractor looked at me like I was crazy when I inquired about installing floor drains in every room so I could occasionally (daily) pressure wash EVERYTHING!! I’m seriously considering sending my washer, dryer, and little green machine on an all expense paid vacation to somewhere tropical and relaxing, as they could surely use the break! As for you my friends, invest NOW in Clorox stock ASAP, and thanks to me, you too will be able to afford a tropical get away!!